Man Of The Week: Dave M

What do you first notice about the opposite sex?
Eyes - I always think you can see more in someone’s eyes the first time you meet them than you could find out in a week of talking to them.

Describe the personality of your ideal woman.
Interested - I think you have to be interested to be interesting.  Honest; with herself and others. Chilled out, but knows when to get feisty.  Likes to laugh and see the funny side but at the same time someone you can really talk to. Banter - can give and take. Cool and sexy, but at the same time open to suggestion with a strong impulsive side.

What's the least attractive thing a girl can do?
Get into a blazing row over nothing

Have you ever proposed to a girl?
Nope.

How many serious relationships have you had?
Depending what you call serous. Two long term ones.

Most lavish present you've ever bought a girl?
I was an expensive night: a private box at the theater following a celebrity chef restaurant, then champaign back at mine with strawberries favorite chocolates and well.... the rest of the night I suppose.

What’s the most disastrous dating experience you’ve ever had?
There are so many: one that sticks in my mind was a sixteen-year-old me wanted to take a girl to a Valentine's night out but we were refused wine for being under age. He said in front of her I looked about 12.  Eeek!

Most embarrassing sexual predicament you’ve ever experienced?
Getting an insect bite on the old chap; then getting a bit heated with a Peruvian girl and realizing my cock hurt whenever she... er... touched it.

How do you know when you’re in love?
You just know. I think you already know the answers to a lot of things that we turn into these grand questions - if you’re in tune with yourself you’ll just know - “Wow, I’m in love”.

What one thing would you change in your romantic or sexual past?
I don’t have any regrets: far from arrogance it comes from living in the now and not dwelling on the past or lusting for the future.

Who is the hottest male celebrity in your opinion?
Humm... Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damm.

What’s the longest amount of time you’ve ever spent in bed with a girl in one go?
You mean having sex? Ooh ages! I do remember once being ill at the same time as the girl I was living with and we stayed in bed for 3 1/2 days. It wasn’t very sexy tho: we had the flu.
 
How important is it for a girl to wear perfume?
Not a priority at all but since the pub smoking ban the scent of nice perfume is far better than spilt beer and farts. You know what I mean?

How old were you when you lost your virginity?
17 I think. Gosh these days that’s considered a late starter!

Great sex without being in love, or being in love with average sex?
Awsome sex without being in love; definitely. 

What do you think makes a girl ‘girlfriend’ material?
I think it’s the right combination of too many things to list here.  It probably comes back to the interesting/ interested thing again.

What turns you on in bed?
Sexy underwear, definitely. Being comfortable with her body. Don’t mind trying new things out. Liking and being good at massages - I think these can be really sexy things. Impulsive.

What turns you off in bed?
Keeping clothes on. Headaches. Probably the same things that turn most people off in bed. We all have to fart sometimes - but there’s nothing wrong with running to the bathroom quickly rather than letting rip half way through a session of passionate sex.

Would you ever have a back, sack and crack wax?
I’m open to most things. Why not?

What song would you play to get a woman in the mood?
Simply Red aside, it depends on the woman, and the mood of the evening. No cheesy love ballads or rock anthems please.

How would you describe yourself as a lover?
I always try to tune into the woman I’m with - find out what she likes.  I think you get to be a good lover through giving... starting with what you both like and going from there I guess.

Tell us who is the hottest woman of all time…
My 6th Form Theatre Studies teacher.... if you’re reading this - give me a call!