Man Of The Week: Rob M

What do you first notice about the opposite sex?
Looks. The first place you look when meeting someone is the eyes. You make eye contact as you say ‘hello’, and then the face in general. So, it would be looks.

Describe the personality of your ideal woman.
Ok, so the perfect woman would be someone you could just have fun with, someone who you could talk to all day and never get tired of. She’d have to be chatty but also caring. Friendly, adventurous and courteous. Maybe with a bit of an edge. Not a psychotic edge, but who occasionally does the unexpected.

What's the least attractive thing a girl can do?
Be a slob. Dirty, lazy, slob. No thanks. I like girls with a bit of get up and go.

Have you ever proposed to a girl?
Steady on, I’m 23.

How many serious relationships have you had?
Serious? I’d say 2. Maybe 3. Let’s go with 2.5

Most lavish present you've ever bought a girl?
Wow, well, I’ve been a student all my life, so lavish isn’t really a word my wallet understands. I think when it comes to presents it more the thought that counts (corny I know) but if I was buying something for a girl, I’d want it to be something she really wants and isn’t expecting me to buy.

What’s the most disastrous dating experience you’ve ever had?
I’ve dated a few bunny boilers. It’s funny how your friends say she was a psycho AFTER you’ve broken up. I think the most disastrous one though was a girl I really fell for. And the rather large commitment-phobic part of me completely ballsed it up. 

What is the biggest age difference you would be comfortable with?
I’m 23, so younger 19/20, older 24. 

How do you know when you’re in love?
Because you can’t stop thinking about her, you always want to talk to her and it hurts your chest. Is that weird that it hurts? Hmm, maybe I should rethink that answer

What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done in a relationship?
I was staying at my then girlfriend’s holiday home. For some reason I looked in the bedside cabinet draw (you always do on holiday don’t you, just to see if there’s a bible or it’s bugged or something) and I found some KY Jelly. The only other people who had stayed there were her parents. She came back in the room and found me with a tube of KY Jelly. I couldn’t bear to tell her whos it was and didn’t really want to kill the mood, so I had to tell her it was mine. The next morning it occurred to her that I had admitted to bringing a tube of KY Jelly. And worse, half a tube. Bad times.

Who is the hottest male celebrity in your opinion?
At the moment, Eric Bana. Just saw the Time Traveller’s Wife. Loved it and let’s face it, Eric’s dreamy. Colin Firth is my main man though.

What is the likelihood of you calling a girl for a second date if you slept together after the first date?
Pretty likely. As long as it went well. If it ended in tears, not so good.

How many people is it acceptable for a woman to have slept with?
I don’t think it really matters. Just as long as she’s faithful when we’re together.

How many people have you slept with?
Wow, get right in there don’t you! That would be 8. 

How old were you when you lost your virginity?
18. Just. Could have at 16, but I was completely oblivious to her advances. Looking back, probably for the best.

Tell us a joke.
What do badgers have that no-one else has? Baby badgers!

Red, white or black underwear?
Red. White & black are too formal.

What turns you on in bed?
A girl who knows what they are doing and if she’s clearly enjoying herself. And let’s be honest, boobs and bum.

What turns you off in bed?
No boobs and bum. Someone who is taking it too seriously. And if she’s abnormally loud.

Have you ever had to point out to a girl that an area of her hygiene regime is lacking?
Not that I can remember, but I probably would. 

What song would you play to get a woman in the mood?
Chris Issak 'Wicked Game'

Tell us who is the hottest woman of all time…
Oh, that’s tricky. I’m going to vote for Jennifer Love Hewitt and/or Isla Fisher. But no-one beats Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls. After Mean Girls, everyone beats LiLo.

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