Man of the Week: Luke K

Describe the personality of your ideal woman.
Luckily I've already met my ideal woman - she's funny, clever and has a bit of a dark streak. If there's one thing guaranteed to turn me off, it's a girl dumbing herself down - I'm very strongly opinionated and I expect the same in return.

What do you first notice about the opposite sex?
The first thing that catches my eye is usually the eyes - I'm a sucker for big brown eyes!

What chat up lines have worked for you, if any?
I've never really been one for chat up lines, but it doesnt hurt to have a compliment or two at hand when you meet someone you like. I really dont like spouting cheesy lines and I'll always cringe if i witness one of my mates delivering one.

How do you know if a girl is flirting with you?
Generally if they're laughing at my terrible jokes it's a good sign, but as a rule I've always been a bit oblivious to flirting and it usually gets pointed out to me in retrospect.

How do you know when you’re in love?
I never really believed in love untill after a year or so of being with my current girlfriend; she went away for a couple of weeks and i was entirely lost, I missed her for a hundred reasons I never knew I relied on her for. It's nothing I had ever felt before and I can only put it down to love.

What’s the most extreme thing you’ve ever done to impress a girl?
I did lots of stupid things to attempt to impress girls when i was young - I got my nipples pierced when I was 17 on a dare from a girl I was infatuated with. That's probably top of my list!

Would you tolerate unshaved underarms?
I dont think its anything I've ever had to deal with, but I dont see why not. I'm not exactly a clean shaven guy so it would be a bit hypocritical to kick up a fuss I reckon.

How often do you shower (be honest!)?
Every day if I have time in the morning (I tend to oversleep) but at least 4 or 5 times a week.

How many people is it acceptable for a woman to have slept with?
Hmmm, I don't really know. I was fairly promiscuous in my teens so I'm in no real place to pass judgement - but I'm sure I would feel a bit strange if she had slept with more people than me.

Where is the weirdest place you’ve ever had sex?
Nowhere too strange - in the woods once, club toilets a couple of times in my younger days.

How would you describe yourself as a lover?
I'd like to think of myself as at least reasonably attentive, you'd have to ask my girlfriend about this one though!

What’s the best sex you’ve ever had?
The best sex I've ever had was when my girlfriend came home from the aforementioned holiday. It was the best because I knew I would never need to sleep with anyone else after that point; sex has never been better since I knew I was with the rignt person.

Do you use porn?
Yes - I would expect most people do and I've never been particularly embarrassed to admit it.

Would you ever pay for sex?
I don't think I could ever pay for sex, it's all a bit seedy for my liking.

What do you think makes a girl ‘girlfriend’ material?
Anyone who can put up with me for any period of time is worth holding on to; I'll be the first to admit that I'm not exactly the easiest person in the world to live with, but if someone can put up with my sense of humor and over-opinionated argumentativeness then they are perfect girlfriend material!

Would you ever, or have you ever, experimented with S&M?
One of my exes was very into being tied up, but it's not really my thing.

Do you prefer older or younger women?
I have no real preference, but I usually go for older women because they tend to be able to keep up a better conversation. i cant stand ditsy girls.

Do you want to get married, and if so, at what age would you like to?
Marriage holds no real appeal for me; I'm not religious so I dont really see the point. However if my girlfriend turned round and said she wanted to get married then I would if it was really important to her.

Do you want kids?
Definitely - I love kids. I have so much fun playing with my sister's kids, plus it's an excuse to fill the house with toys!

Who is the best looking male celebrity in your opinion?
I don't know really - you can't deny that Johnny Depp is a good looking bloke though.

If you got married, what song would you want for your first dance?
Not a clue! Let's say White Wedding by Billy Idol. I've never really thought about it though.

Tell us who is the hottest woman of all time…
Of course it's my wonderful girlfriend... But Christina Ricci is a close second!

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