Man of the Week: Mark T

What do you first notice about the opposite sex?
The first thing I notice is actually a bit of a weird one - I notice hair style and colour. Blonde is a massive turn off for me.

Describe the personality of your ideal woman?
Someone who doesn't take herself too seriously and who can just relax, be it on a night out or just sat at home.

What's the least attractive thing a girl can do?
Tell you she's really a man. I'm pretty okay with girls been human; most times it's funny, but not actually being a girl is a complete turn off.

Have you ever proposed to a girl?
I did once when I was a little younger and stupid after a four year relationship, but it didn't work out. However I have since put together a list of things a girl must do before I will even consider proposing. Top of the list, owning a copy of Donnie Darko.

How many serious relationships have you had?
Two, after thinking about it. Always seems like more but then you wake up the day after it is over and think "thank God for that".

Most lavish present you've ever bought a girl?
I did once buy a girlfriend a £500 necklace; however we split up before I gave her it. If I remember rightly I ended up giving it to a girl named Ruth for her birthday because I was too lazy to return it.

What’s the most disastrous dating experience you’ve ever had?
Going to the cinema; if it's a first date, never go to the cinema. We went to see Meet The Fockers which neither of us found particularly funny, so we met up, saw the film, then went home - disaster!

What is the biggest age difference you would be comfortable with?
Four years. I have always worked on that rule and will always stick to it.

How do you know when you’re in love?
I'll be honest I don't generally realise I'm in love until the relationship is over; I often take for granted what I had.

What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done in a relationship?
I once slept with another girl downstairs on the sofa while she was fully awake upstairs.

Who is the hottest male celebrity in your opinion?
It must be wrong I've spent a while thinking about this one. Christiano Ronaldo, John Barrowman or Carlos Tevez..? It has to be John Barrowman.

What is the likelihood of you calling a girl for a second date if you slept together after the first date?
Pretty much zero, mainly because I'd of probably been drunk and so wouldn't even remember her name. If I did remember her name I might give it a go.

How many people is it acceptable for a woman to have slept with?
No more than 4, but I know that's a dream figure generally.

How many people have you slept with?
12

How old were you when you lost your virginity?
15 - naughty

Tell us a joke.
What's white and can't climb trees?
A fridge

Red, white or black underwear?
Black

What turns you on in bed?
Confidence

What turns you off in bed?
Shyness

Have you ever had to point out to a girl that an area of her hygiene regime is lacking?
Thankfully not, but suppose there's always a first time.

What song would you play to get a woman in the mood?
The Prodigy's Smack My Bitch Up.

Tell us who the hottest woman of all time is…
Natalie Portman - I just would.

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