Man of the Week: Dave W-B

Describe the personality of your ideal woman.
Sultry, confident, stubborn, witty and a bit sarcastic, honest and forgiving...definitely important because I'm always late and forgetful.

What's one thing a girl can do that’s guaranteed to put you off?
Play games. Unless they're fun games.

What do you first notice about the opposite sex?
Her style and how she holds herself.

What chat up lines have worked for you, if any?
I don't think I know any apart from "Is there a mirror in your pants? 'cause I can see my self in them." A part of me wants to believe that might actually work with the right girl and the right delivery but I'm not sure I'm the man to do it.

How do you know if a girl is flirting with you?
Lingering sexy looks. Love those sexy looks. Also, if a girl laughs at my shit jokes, I know I'm pretty much in.

How do you know when you’re in love?
All your friends get pissed off and start complaining because they never see you any more.

What’s the most extreme thing you’ve ever done to impress a girl?
Nothing really; I start as I mean to go on, which is basically the personification of lazy.

Would you tolerate unshaved underarms?
Yeah totally. Women shouldn't feel pressured into shaving or wearing make up just to leave the house, it's bullshit.

How often do you shower (be honest!)?
Every day. Haha lies!

How many people is it acceptable for a woman to have slept with?
As many or as few as she wants.

How many people have you slept with?
I'm not sure. That's bad, isn't it?

Where is the weirdest place you’ve ever had sex?
On the roof of a Jaguar car dealership.

How would you describe yourself as a lover?
Amazing.

What’s the best sex you’ve ever had?
I had a great time with a girl from Grenada in my dream the other night, she just took off her top and offered herself to me and she was incredible. Not just that, but as soon as you cross the small bridge from Argentina to Grenada you get a golf buggy with two speeds. It's awesome.

Do you use porn?
Nope.

Would you ever pay for sex?
Nope. Well maybe if that girl from James Bond wanted £1.50 or a Twix or something. She's French.

What do you think makes a girl ‘girlfriend’ material?
Cool girls.

Would you ever, or have you ever, experimented with S&M?
I haven't. But if my girlfriend was really into it, I'd take one for the team as long as she reciprocated the gesture and indulged my fantasies every now and then. It's not really my cup of tea though.

Do you prefer older or younger women?
Either, whatever. It's not about age.

Do you want to get married, and if so, at what age would you like to?
I'm not that bothered, marriage kind of freaks me out actually.

Do you want kids?
Yeh, shitloads! I've always thought about adopting though.

Who is the best looking male celebrity in your opinion?
Clooney is a sexy motherfucker.

If you got married, what song would you want for your first dance?
Oh Shit by The Buzzcocks.

Tell us who is the hottest woman of all time…
I have no idea, I'm rubbish at famous people and hotness comes from the inside as much as anything.

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