My University is rubbish,
I'm there only two hours a week,
My lecturers are pretentious,
The students are obnoxious,
And I'm definately not a geek!

I havent learnt anything new,
I sneak out and hide in the loo,
Lessons are pointless and long,
And I hate being told that im wrong!

So If you want to go to Uni,
I suggest that you think very thoroughly,
And maybe one day youre wake up and say,
I'm happier with my pay cheque monthly!