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Britain's Best Cheeses - Check out the list, announced this weekend

Primark in the Afternoons - This week's discovery: between lunch and when everyone finishes work, the queues are practially non existent!

Celeb Hairy Armpit Game - Who thought playing 'guess the celeb underarm hair' could be such fun!

Barack Meets Spanish Goths - Not just any goths - the daughters of the Spanish PM (see right), who don't normally appear in any official pics. Let your darkness shine, girls!

Martine McCutcheon's Novel - Martine AKA 'Tiffffanny' has released the first part of her debut novel The Mistress online - see what you think.

Men in Tights - No, not Robin Hood - the BBC looks into whether real men will wear hosiery in the name of fashion here.

Recession Over? - We'll believe it when we see it...

X Factor 'Dirty Tricks' - Sinnita Accuses Dannii of cheating by having Kylie help her choose her final three contestants. Will the bitchiness never end?!

JK Rowling Encourages Sorcery - This is apparently why she wasn't commended during George Bush's presidency. What a load of rubbish - expelliamus!

Buying an Isolated Cottage - Beware - there might just be a power station next door!