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Britney’s Circus - Tracks from the recouping pop star’s new album are published online here in advance of its release - and they’re ace!

Missing Cockatiel Identifies Itself to Owner on Phone - Yes really! Read more about this week’s obligatory cute animal story here.

Obama and McCain Meet - The rivals have agreed to try to bridge the party divide as the president-elect starts writing his very long To Do list. We’re so impatient for January when work can begin!

John Sergeant Quits Strictly - Lovely man but terrible dancer, 64 year old political journalist has quit Strictly Come Dancing as he felt he was undermining the show. We know it’s meant to be about the dancing, but - oh!

BNP Members’ Details Leaked - Names and contact details of thousands of members of the far-right British National Party were leaked online this week, including amongst others, policemen. Scary stuff - but quite nice to see them getting screwed over…

Disturbing Social Networking - Worrying virtual model website Miss Bimbo has announced it will throw its Christmas party with littlehooliganz.com, which pretty much does what it says on the tin. Not good at all.