Featured Man: Ryan S

What do you first notice about the opposite sex?
I always look at the face first, I used to get in trouble when I started bottom up so learnt to adjust! The most striking features will always be a smile and eyes, bigger the better. The classic Monroe over-the-shoulder look is the combo to get the butterflies fluttering!

Describe the personality of your ideal woman.
A woman who looks out for others first, so nurses and charity workers are instantly attractive. A woman who is positive and at a place in life through choice, not a result of consequence… she doesn’t complain, if she’s not happy she just changes her environment. When things don’t go quite right her natural reaction is to laugh. Throw in a killer smile and she would be the one!

What's the least attractive thing a girl can do?
Dutch oven, ironically enough it’s the funniest thing a man can do!

Have you ever proposed to a girl?
Nope

How many serious relationships have you had?
3

Most lavish present you've ever bought a girl?
A romantic getaway to Florence. Except it was not so romantic, as we broke up on the first day! Still, we had plenty of fun, but guess I’ve learned the hard way that little touches go a lot further than grand gestures. Cutting out a newspaper article my girl would find amusing or just buying her favourite chocolate bar with my spare change usually means more than any exotic trip or gift.

What’s the most disastrous dating experience you’ve ever had?
On the first date with my first serious girlfriend I managed to fall down a hill and cover myself in mud, get questioned for a burglary and finished off the date by smashing my bedroom window! It’s a shame that relationship did not last as it would have been such a great story for the grandchildren!

Most embarrassing sexual predicament you’ve ever experienced?
Getting chased out of a Greek hotel by the owner once he realised that I was too friendly to be my girlfriend's brother, like our perfect cover up story had suggested… at least I hope he didn’t think we were siblings! I’m just glad he did not catch me to find out!

How do you know when you’re in love?
No idea! I’ve heard you get little cartoon character bluebirds do a little dance in a ring around your head… was close once, but just got dancing ducks!

What one thing would you change in your romantic or sexual past?
Nothing whatsoever, all the mishaps are part of the fun!

Who is the hottest male celebrity in your opinion?
For me it would have to be The Hoff. I’m talking The Hoff of back in the day, not the drunk, eating burgers off the floor and saying yes to everyone on Americas Got Talent Hoff… I’m talking Knight Rider Hoff, rocking-out Germany Hoff… yes, Baywatch Hoff! Every teenage boy of the 90s wanted to be The Hoff. As a kid I had the Kitt ride-on car, but unfortunately never had girls in bikinis chase after me in slow-motion! I think it’s time to invest in a pair of red trunks with the red plastic float!

What’s the longest amount of time you’ve ever spent in bed with a girl in one go?
Hmmm….. I guess about 24 hours. Nothing like a nice hangover on a Sunday followed by a Hollyoaks and Eastenders omnibus to really kill some time! Throw in a gorgeous girl for a pillow and you’ve pretty much got the prefect day right there!

How important is it for a girl to wear perfume?
Not important at all, in fact it is easier for perfume to have the opposite effect, especially if it’s overdone. I prefer a girl to smell clean rather than a strong scent. Smells can be far more memorable than sights or sounds and with perfume less is usually more.

How old were you when you lost your virginity?
18

Great sex without being in love, or being in love with average sex?
I guess is where you’re at in your life and current priorities, but given a choice you’d have to take the love option, surely no one has ever gone with the great sex option?!

What do you think makes a girl ‘girlfriend’ material?
A girl who does not take herself, life or me too seriously. Someone who has a life away from me, busy and making things happen. I feel lucky to see her and we know how to push each other in a relaxed and fun environment. A girl who can keep surprising me with her quirky sense of humour and antics. She knows when to crack the whip, a trait she will rarely use but does so with devastating effect… someone I cannot take for granted.

What turns you on in bed?
Women, more the better. I draw the line at 9. I don’t care what you think… double-figures is just plain greedy!

What turns you off in bed?
Toast

Would you ever have a back, sack and crack wax?
Yep… I had my first facial a few weeks ago. I thought it was meant to relax and refresh but turned into one of those pleasure/pain experiences, especially when my eyebrows were waxed! I think the BSC would the ultimate pleasure/pain scenario. I would of course keep up the male macho pretense and make I did not want to be there but it was for charity or a bet… secretly I would be loving it!

What song would you play to get a woman in the mood?
It has to be the big man Barry White… the man’s voice is a mood-setting instrument in itself. So soft and such a deep bass line… sends judders down your spine just thinking about it! He sets the mood to 11!

How would you describe yourself as a lover?
Attentive and affectionate. It’s all entirely selfish though… the more fun she has than the more fun I have, funny that!
 
Tell us who is the hottest woman of all time…
This is easy, there can be only one… Kelly Kapowski! Yep, the one of Saved By The Bell fame. I think I was 11 when I first appreciated the female form and that form did not come any finer than our cheerleading friend from across the pond! There’s been a few pretenders down the years but you cannot beat your first fantasy crush!

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