The Sex Life of an Ordinary Girl

Last weekend my boyfriend and I decided to buy a beautiful big handmade mirror from the market for our flat. After paying over the odds for the craftsmanship and lugging it home, we began the necessary debate of where it would live. Men and women have very different ideas about how things should be, and of course I took more aesthetic approach.

After an hour of debating the topic, I suggested that we head to the pub to discuss it over a bottle of wine. The giant mirror was left leaning against the wall until further notice.

So off to the pub we headed, enjoying the cool spring evening. Our conversation changed to my favourite kind - the 'planning the future' kind. No, no, no, not the wedding and kids sort of planning. The ‘what our next career steps should be’ and our oh-so-far-away ‘holiday’ kind of planning. Much more positive and productive topics.

After a few pints we decided to head home for some food and put up the mirror. A bad plan after a few pints I know.

Our discussion about the mirror became somewhat heated, and my boyfriend tried to diffuse the situation in his usual manner; sod everything let’s just have a cuddle and mess about. Tickling me to the floor, we realised that we were perfectly in line with our massive mirror. What a fantastic opportunity for an intimate and cheeky shag. As usual we wasted no time getting down to business there on the floor. Being able to watch my man thrust into me in the mirror was the most sexually exciting thing I think I have ever seen, and how better to prevent a full blown row?

I would definitely recommend sex in front of a mirror for anyone who needs a little reflection on their relationship...